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Jumping Jacks With Toddlers - A Kafkaesque Experience

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Thirty jumping jacks was all I had to do.  Little boy was really eager to "workout" with me.  As I prepared to start my first one, he yelled out, "One!" and continued on counting right in sync.  I gave him a big smile and did my jumping jacks with great gusto and good cheer.

And then he got into the teens.  "Fifteen...Seventeen.." 

This isn't so bad I thought.  I'm okay skipping a number or two.

And then we were in the 20's.

And then we were back in the teens.

We were not getting any closer to 30.  At all.

Things continued on in this vein.

Little boy was belting out the numbers and I was flapping my arms.

I thought to myself that this would make for an even better workout and I was okay with that, until I started tiring.  And then I realized that instead of a mildly more intense workout, I was really trapped in some Kafka-esque novel.  The fun was quickly leaving.

And then somehow or other, we were there!  Thankfully.

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Linda Anselmi 6 pts

Too funny!

 

I know a couple of shelties that could help with your workout by crawling under you and licking your face while you do push ups and standing on your stomach and licking your face while you do sit ups.  

isthisthemiddle 1222 pts

So cute-- your own little personal trainer.

dvorakoelling 28 pts

I used to do this workout program using the Wii Kinect, which supposedly sensed your body movements and counted your reps for you. Well, maybe because I am a total shorty, the program NEVER counted any of my movements (my arms didn't reach the necessary height?) so I was always getting stuck in an endless abyss of jumping jacks. Your experience sounds much more pleasant, but just as exhausting. :) 

edavis 120 pts

 dvorakoelling Laughing - that sounds absolutely horrible!!!  Yes, it was indeed very similar, and I agree that my experience was probably far more pleasant!

HomeRearedChef 2117 pts

I could just imagine your moment of doing jumping jacks. I bet that even you lost track of what number you were really on.   LOL!

 

Aren't our children just the best?   :)

~Virginia

edavis 120 pts

 HomeRearedChef I did lose track which isn't such a bad thing - felt a bit like some fun Choose Your Own Adventure book and I chose to follow the toddler.  I do love the kids.  A lot.  We've pretty much got the best kids (you and I).

HomeRearedChef 2117 pts

 edavis Yes, we do have great kids! And it seems to me you have plenty of fun and games and mushy/huggy moments to put together a children's book. "Life In Alaska!" Oh-yeah! I had always wanted to do that but never did. But you are such a sweet mama...it jumps from your writing. I love reading about your time spent with your children. Very lovely.

 

Big hugs to you, my friend in the cold part of the country!   :)

~Virginia