Kaliwood Fashion Awards: 2013 Oscars
By Kaliwood on February 25, 2013
Happy Monday, lovelies! I know you are mean-muggin me right now because it's Monday morning - which usually sucks. But take a few more swigs of your coffee and get pumped for some Kaliwood Awards! The Oscars are my fav, because everyone brings their fashion A game. Or at least they try to. Let's see who sizzled and who sunk...
Best Dressed: Gold
Whoa, Amy! Now that is a movie star! I can't get enough of this dress. It's perfect head to toe. And Amy is totally owning it. Which makes it that much better!
Best Dressed: Silver
Arguably the most beautiful women on the planet, Charlize looks stunning. The smooth white fabric with the peplum and the V neckline. It's just all working. Only reason she didn't get Gold: her pixie hair cut. Just not feeling it.
Best Dressed: Bronze
These two lovely ladies tied for 3rd. I couldn't decide! They both look great. Jessica can do no wrong in my eyes. Love the classic chic number she's rocking. I wasn't crazy about her hair part, but she is flawless. Naomi Watts looks great with the "fly away" updo. And props to her for trying out a unique neckline with some structure. She hit the mark with this!
Sexy Swag Award
When Hallie walked out on stage in this dress, I already liked it. But her walk to the mic was filled with swag. She was clearly thinking "Yea, I know I look drop dead gorgeous." Her swag won me over! Way to own it, giiiirl.
Reese gets this one because the carpet was cluttered with nude-tone metallic gowns. She was one of the few who came out rocking a bold color! Love the royal blue and black.
Cutest Pregnant Couple
Doesn't Channing's wife looks so cute while pregnant?? I think she did a great job embracing the bump. (OK, you caught me. I just wanted to throw up a pic of Channing, the sexiest man ever.)
Zoe, my love, you always look stunning on the red carpet! I was expecting something FAB from you. But I was let down. With the belt and the feathers and the ombre at the bottom - just to much going on.
Just Missed the Mark
I love this dress from the waist down. But the top?? Is there even a top??? Sister, cover those puppies up! This dress could have been amazing, even more stunning in a vibrant color. But the top just kills it. Trashy, not classy.
Shocked Anne is winning this one? Me too! This reminds me of a bad prom dress from when I was in high school. The flimsy structure, mixed with the neckline that only looks great if done just right, this one was just a complete #fail. And the thin strap going around the neck? BAH! It hurts my eyes!!!
Anne, no excuse for this. You knew you had a chance to win and now everytime you go back and watch your acceptance speech, you have to see this horrid number.
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