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1~~Angelina Jolie: This woman is soooo stunningly, severely, unbelievably striking that she’s probably broken the so-called “Beauty Scale.” The thing that separates Jolie from the rest of the counterfeit Hollywood bimbos is her intelligence and humanitarian efforts. Oh, yeah, one’s gorgeousness just won’t cut it nowadays.
2~~Brad Pitt: Here’s a guy that down-plays his loveliness. But you see, Mr. Pitt, you could shave your head, grow a yucky beard, wear an eye patch, and include zits all over your face, and well, babe, you can’t hide your exquisiteness. Oh, yeah …We still dream about you in full-bloody- techno- color.
3~~Sophia Loren: It was once alleged that a director told Loren that her nose was too big and her eyes were too far apart. But connect all those imperfections together and the creation becomes one of the most beautiful women in the world. WOWWWW! (Oh, by the way, she's pushin' 70)
4~~Mathew Gruber: He’s the geek on Criminal Minds; he talks too much and assumedly was one of those brainy, annoying kids in high school that melted against the muted lockers….but, oh-my, somehow it all comes together in the end. Oh, honey, I’ve always been a sucker for the Nerds. Kiss me, Mathew!
5~~George Clooney: This, my dears, is what a TRUE movie star once looked like. BUT…George has no idea what he looks like. And the “not knowing” is sexy as hell. ~~Exsqueeze me, Mr. Clooney---YOU ARE ONE HOT TAMALIE!”
6~~Adam Lambert: He’s gay. He’s only 27-years-old. And I don’t give a damn. He had me at the first audition of American Idol, and he made me sweat during Mad World and Whole Lotta Love: those leopard lined lids…the jet black hair falling against his cheeks…that crushing, bone-chilling, distinctive voice. Seriously, my kids think I’m a freak!
7~~Michele Obama: Class. Class. Class. This woman could walk into the room wearing a potato sack with a string of pearls and be the most elegant lady in the joint. I believe she may be Jackie O resurrected minus the Nassis. 
8~~Mark Harmon: This adorable man makes my list every year. There is something about him that reminds me of my first boyfriend; something astonishingly kind and gentle about the way he moves, about how he grins ever-so-slightly from the side of his mouth. I feel as if I’ve known him my entire life. 
9~~Fergie: Exotic. Raw. She reminds me of an African wild cat: all sleek and glossy, aloof and uninhibited... Fergie is my Inner Rock star…… “Ain't nobody rip it like me
F to the E-R-G-I-E. I rock it hardcore for my fly ladies. I rock it, yes indeed….”
10~~Helen Mirren: Being older does not necessarily mean one loses her sexiness or sassiness or sizzlingness …And for Mirren, this is truer than ever. UK-Mail says this about Mirren: “From the look on her face and body, Helen Mirren has taken good care of herself and her diet, and it shows. So all hail Queen Helen. After all, there is nothing like a Dame.” Mirren makes 67 look daaaaaamn good.
11~~Marion Cotillard: This French import needed to be inserted at the last moment….so now I have eleven people instead of ten. Oops! I love the deepness of her brown eyes, the way she stood by Johnny Depp in Public Enemy. Cotillard’s face resembles the seductress Anais Nin or Anne Sexton; you know, one of those rebellious, infamous poets from the past. I predict she’ll be one of the greatest actresses of her time.
~~~A LAST NOTE: When I wrote my list last year, several of the gals were upset that I didn’t add Bono, Depp, Bloom, or Prince William; some said that beauty is more than external….No shit, Sherlock; I get it. This was done for fun. That’s all. Simple. No agenda.
So, now it's your chance to add your own beautiful people of 2009 at the bottom of this page.
