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Now I’ve done my share of bed sheet gymnastics. I’ve engaged in role play, usually playing the part of a damsel in distress rescued by a horny Cop, naughty Fireman and even a studley Plumber. I’ve been blindfolded and spanked and covered with various jams and jellies. I’ve been tied up and held down and I’ve even been the object of multiple simultaneous lovers, each bringing their ‘A’ game, or so they claimed.
Sex has been an adventure for me…full of explorations that even Christopher Columbus would be proud of. I’ve had good lovers and clueless lovers and if I were to write a research paper, I’d have to say the majority of my lovers fell into the clueless category. Probably because they are men and we all now how much our vaginas frighten and confuse the average male.
Yesterday I had a delivery. A cute 20 something UPS guy in tight fitting shorts whizzed down my driveway in his big brown truck, bearing gifts he was eager to deliver with a wink and a smile. If I hadn’t been on my way out, I would have invited him in for a quick exchange of DNA, something I’ve fantasized about but never made a reality.
Anyway, after a day of the usual mundane activities, all of which required exceptional patience on my part, I arrived home frustrated and anxious…and in need of sexual release. My plan was to jump in the shower with my waterproof clit vibe before the husband got home, just to take the edge off, but that plan quickly evaporated when I eyed the package I had absent mindedly tossed aside before rushing out the door.
It had arrived…the We Vibe 2…a new sex toy for couples that all but guaranteed a whole new awareness of explosive orgasms…yeah, right!! Well, I thought, I’ll forego my masturbation plan and wait for my husband to join me in exploring the qualities of our new toy. Plugging it in to charge the battery, I went about my evening preparing dinner and setting the mood for love.
Once we finally landed in bed with a cold drink and finished watching Charlie Sheen deliver his all too predictable jokes in our favorite sitcom, I presented my husband with our new toy. Now the We Vibe 2 is pretty cool. It’s shaped like a deformed horseshoe with tiny vibration motors at each end. It’s designed to be used DURING intercourse, thus delivering vibrations to the clit and the G spot while my man’s cock does its usual boner ballet. After figuring out which end went inside and which end rested on my eager marble, we got right to it.
Well ladies…I never thought anyone could devise a sex toy that was truly satisfying for us both…and I’ve tried most of them…but I was wrong. This is an awesome sex toy! Small enough to keep things comfortable, this puppy delivers such intense vibrations that we both climaxed almost immediately…and then after the customary 20
