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Lessons from the Garden ... or Not

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SAN FRANCISCO - AUGUST 11:  A row of lettuce is seen at the City Hall Victory Garden August 11, 2008 at Civic Center Plaza in San Francisco, California.  Slow Food Nation and City Slickers Farms in West Oakland have planted a quarter acre edible 'Victory Garden' in the Civic Center Plaza across from San Francisco City Hall. The garden will be  harvested in mid-September with all of the vegetables donated to local food banks and food programs.  (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

My name is Mir, and I'm a vegetable gardener. Rather, I want to be a gardener. I mean, I garden. I do. But I have no idea what I'm doing.

I remember learning to cook. "If you can read, you can cook!" my mother always told me. I found that to be true; if you were willing to read a recipe, follow directions, and pay attention, it certainly seemed like anyone could be a successful cook. I figured growing food was probably a lot like cooking in that regard. So I started by doing a little bit of research.

A few years ago, I planted just a few things. Herbs, mostly, to kind of ease myself into it. I discovered which easy-to-grow edibles tend to thrive in containers, and tried a few of them, with varying degrees of success. Our modest harvest from that first year convinced me that, with preparation and vigilance, I could tend to a real garden.

The following year, I read up on square foot gardening and how to plant in raised beds. My husband put together planter boxes for me and I planned out our harvest. Of course, I had no idea how huge those zucchini and squash plants would get... or that they would throttle everything in their path. Oops. I didn't realize my creeping cucumber vines -- unable to find purchase within their tight confines in the box -- would wind here and there and give birth to oddly-shaped round monstrosities. I'd never heard of a tomato horn worm when I began (really, don't Google that unless you have a strong stomach), and found myself shocked at the heroic lengths to which I was willing to go to rescue my backyard 'maters.

At the end of last summer, I had a freezer full of Roma tomatoes and green beans and homemade pesto. I figured it was a good year, though I wasn't sure how much of a part my efforts had truly played in that success.

This summer, I figured I was an old hand. We put up trellises for the cucumbers and for the beans; the former, to keep the cukes off the ground, this time, and the latter because last year's bean windfall had dangled precariously from twine we'd strung in a hurry between the bean poles. I was ready with our homemade compost, diatomaceous earth to keep the bugs away, and what I thought was a measure of gardening acumen based upon the prior two seasons.

Well. The yellow squash plants died a mysterious death fairly early in the season. I have no idea why. And while one mighty zucchini plant remains -- and my freezer is stocked with zucchini bread -- no more zucchini seem to be forthcoming. Why? Beats me.

The cucumbers are loving the trellis, and we are loving the fresh cucumbers. But the last two I picked had bugs. Ugh.

For the third year in a row, my attempts to grow spinach have failed. We have rabbits, and that's all I think I need to say about that.

The beans have grown and flowered and the vines are a profusion of life ... except for the part where they actually, you know, produce beans. I see bees over there all the time, too. I have no idea why they're not producing.

The snap peas, which I decided to try for the first time this year, fought bravely against an influx of aphids earlier in the season. They struggled back to health just in time to be choked out by the bean vines. Oops?

Every single pepper plant I've nurtured and cheered on has been eaten up except for one, which currently sports a single bell pepper the size of a shot glass. I would be lying if I didn't admit I'm sorely tempted to pick it now before it dies.

My tomato plants are

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eddiebauer 5 pts

I've been considering taking up on gardening, so this write up was very entertaining!

alisalewis 5 pts

Gardening takes a while to master. My husband and I have been figuring it out for about 5 years now. We have finally had a successful garden this year and are in the process of canning, freezing, and drying our harvest.
Check out my blog at www.alisasgarden.blogspot.com ( http://www.alisasgarden.blogspot.com )

Maybelline 5 pts

I'm having the same trouble with my beans and blaming it all on the hungry grasshoppers. Squash 'em when you can.

gazellesoncrack 5 pts

gardening is fantastic! I don't know if the weather where you are has been as odd as the weather in the Pacific NW, but all of my regular awesome plants are a little off this year. I, too, may have to hit up the local farmer's markets in order to get enough tomatoes for salsas & sauces & enough cukes for pickles.

Every year, I learn a little bit more about the process, and every year everything I knew gets turned around be the weather, a different pest, or a silly mistake (oops - a Jerusalem artichoke is NOT an artichoke, and now I have aggressive tubers in my main box).

Canning is almost as easy as cooking and LOT easier than gardening -I think you'll be fine.

midnightbliss 5 pts

i love cooking and i can say i am good at it but a terrible gardener. but we always have fresh veggies and fruits from our garden, thanks to my dad who can grow almost anything that he plants.

Emily @ Live Renewed 5 pts

Thanks so much for linking to Live Renewed. I am definitely learning my lessons this year in my first real attempt at gardening! My latest lesson is that yes - zucchini plants are enormous! And they keep growing and growing and growing until the stems break off because they are too heavy and you didn't give them enough room in your too little garden box to grow. Sad. I only got 2 zucchinis this year, but I am hoping to do better next year, but it sounds like I will have lots to learn next year, and the year after that, and the year after that...

Who knew that growing your own food would really be so hard? Well, I guess it's better than not even trying to grown your own food at all, right? So thankful that I live within walking distance to the farmer's market though!

dianne_p 5 pts

I am a vegan for 10 yrs and about 6 yrs, I started gardening because I want my own organic vege.. I have read a lot so that I will learn the tips and techniques for gardening just my love of preparing salads. I have learned different salad recipes because I have read a lot from various recipe books.

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JennaHatfield 10 pts

I am a fabulous cook now. I am. And it's a darn good thing I am a fabulous shopper and that we have a fabulous Farmer's Market, because I can't grow anything but day lilies and petunias. I even killed black eyed susans. THAT'S HARD TO DO.

Pick your pepper for me and take a picture of it IN a shot glass. Oh yeah.

Jenna Hatfield (@FireMom ( http://twitter.com/FireMom )), from Stop, Drop and Blog ( http://stopdropandblog.com ) and The Chronicles of Munchkin Land ( http://thechroniclesofmunchkinland.com ), is a freelance writer and newspaper photographer.

Mir Kamin 6 pts

All sound advice, Angie! Will keep it in mind, going forward.

Really, as regards the spinach, I just think it can't take the Georgia midsummer heat. I'm going to try to grow it in the Fall, instead, and see if I have better luck. But with some of the other plants you mention, I did plant late this year and you're absolutely right that that's the culprit with many of 'em.

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Angie_HomeGrown 5 pts

Some of the thing you are having trouble with need to be planted earlier so they get a good chance to develop before it gets hot and the bugs start to procreate and hatch or planted later for fall veggies. I think you are down south in my home state of Georgia? Spinach and lettuce can be in the ground in late March - they love cool weather and grow best then. Depending on the type of beans you plant those too need cooler weather to produce fruits. Don't give up. Plant earlier next year and do it in stages. Spinach, lettuce, beets, radishes, sugar snaps, early green beans - plant them first when the weather seems too cool to you but it will be just right for them. Don't give up. Learn from the mistakes and try again. You even have a chance right now to plant for a fall garden harvest. Rip out the failed crops and start with new seeds and a little organic matter - composted animal poop or tea. Happy Harvesting!

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Melissa Ford 5 pts

I did it, and I wish I hadn't: I googled the horn worm. The one summer we had a garden, we had one of those and it still haunts me to this day. I ran in the house, shrieking, and directed Josh from the window to remove it. And because it was green, it blended with the leaves and he couldn't find it. Haunts me.

I have a similar experience with cooking and gardening. Can rock pretty much any recipe--even foods like meat that I've never had and can't taste. But gardening? Really couldn't figure it out.

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).