Leyna's Birth Story or The One Where I Almost Have a Baby In a Toilet Full of Poop

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Jill Krause
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Baby Rabies

Admittedly, this is lengthy. The really funny stuff starts about half way through, but I had to include the rest because, well, it's a "birth story," and I'll want to look back and remember all the crap that came before... uhm... crapping on the toilet while simultaneously trying to push a baby out. Why? Birth control.