Lindsay Lohan Jailed, Mandated to Clean Autopsy Surfaces at City Morgue.
Oh Lindsay Lohan, you hot, hot mess.
Did you guys see the pictures of the starlet's day in court earlier this week? Wearing what appeared to be dark eyeshadow as blush, Lohan looked strung out and exhausted as Judge Stephanie Sautner revoked her probation, cuffed her, and tossed her butt in jail for the evening before releasing her on $100,000 bail and ordering her to complete sixteen hours of community service over the next five days at the LA Morgue CLEANING AUTOPSY SURFACES where "various body parts and fluids often remain for disposal" according to The Hollywood Gossip.
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Egads Linds, will you ever learn? Has the saucy Judge Sautner finally found a way to get through to the drug addled starlet? Possibly. Lindsay's been quoted as telling friends she understands why Sautner came down in her in court, but she still managed to be forty minutes late and was forced to forego her first day of service at the Morgue and will now get to spend extra time with the corpses to make up the sixteen hours she must complete by November 2nd in order to reinstate her probation. I for one wish that Judge Sautner had also sentenced her to star in a reality show, because MAN would I pay to see LiLo scrubbing body fluids.
What do you think? Is Lindsay on a one-way street to nowheresville fast, or will she ever get her act together?