Lovers, haters, cretins and zombified pimps
by Don Mills Diva

I’ve always been ahead of my time when it comes to writing. 

And it has always made people mad.  

Or maybe jealous, I’m not sure.  

To wit, I was a13-year-old eight grader when I became the youngest-ever columnist at the Haliburton County Echo. I earned 25 cents per column inch writing the Norland Natter and covering the events, news and gossip in the small village where I lived. 

And kids used to tease me.  

“Nooorlaand Naaatter” I remember one boy in particular chanting. “You think you’re sooo special writing the Nooorland Naaatter!” 

I didn’t care.  

He didn’t get it. I knew that writing in a real newspaper was an accomplishment, something of which to be proud. Something that one day I was going to be glad I got in on early. 

And besides, he was just a big bully. 

These days I write a blog that I like to think of as a lifestyle column. It’s called Don Mills Diva and I write it on the internet. 

And the big bullies are still there, tearing me down for having the audacity to think of myself or my writing as sooo special.

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