Mama, I Want a Tattoo
So this is a conversation I had with my seven year old daughter, Belle, last night as I was cleaning up dinner.
Belle: "Mama, I want a tattoo."
Me: "Really?" "Do you know that you can't get a tattoo until you are much older?"
Belle: "Yes I can."
Me: "No you can't, I mean I am not just saying you can't, you really can't, as in if you go to the tattoo place they will not give you a tattoo until you are 18."
Belle: "Fine, I'll lie and show them my driver's license."
Me: "But, you don't have a driver's license."
Belle: "Well, I will just make one out of construction paper and Daddy will put me on his shoulder's when I walk in so I look bigger."