MEL GIBSON HAS NEXT EX-WIFE IN HIS SIGHTS!
Ee-e-ew! Mel Gibson has a hot new lady friend, and by lady I mean "40-odd years his junior" and by friend I mean "probably sleeping together." The miracle is not so much that this booze-sodden lech manages to trick attractive young playthings into putting up with him (I'm sure they like him for his per$$onality), but rather that these poor creatures actually think it will help their career.
I mean, really.
At this point, doesn't even Pee-wee Herman have more cachet?
In a telling aside, TMZ.com is reporting Mel's new squeeze, Nadia Lanfranconi, is an aspiring musician and model who "has 'F Me' written all over her."
And that's just perfect, because Mel has "F You" written all over him!
For a photo of this extremely classy new Gibson girl (and by girl I mean trollop-ish star chaser), go to TMZ right here.