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Just a bunch of words on what should be Wordless Wednesday. DArn http://www.myalienbody.com/2012/05/this-remodel-is-cutting-into-my.html

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Go Ahead, Ask Me !

5/1/12 7:44am by alienbody
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If Molly Ringwald can do it, so can I! Because, like, we have so much in common: - We were born the same year.- She starred in movies, I watched movies...especially movies SHE was in.- She has red hair, I've had red hair once or twice.- We both have kids. - We both got hotter with age. What??- We're both cool and popular. Hey, you keep making that face...WHAT?? See, twinsies!  Read more >

Midlife and Tattoos (2): My New Ink

4/30/12 10:02am by alienbody
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Caution - Adult words are used here with great abandon - as in LOTS of them. Getting a tattoo is not all that dissimilar to childbirth.1. It hurts like all bloody hell fire.2. You lay there exposed, sometimes nekkid (although I wasn't, nekkid that is).3. There are periods when it hurts less and then there are surges of pain where an expletive or two might accidentally run away with your tongue.  Read more >

Being Prepared

4/26/12 10:27am by alienbody
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Do you ever sometimes wonder while walking through the mall with your kids, "What would I do if right this second alien invaders attacked firing vaporizing guns that made people burst into ashes like they did in War of the Worlds - the new version"? Or, worse...what if they are the creepy spidery things from  Cloverfield that inject you with something that makes your head explode?  Read more >

Midlife and Tattoos: Why I Ink

4/24/12 7:21am by alienbody
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No, I am not barreling at the speed of light toward a midlife crisis, I'd like to squash that idea right now.Yes, I realize that at 40-something many people are removing their tattoos not getting them.No, I am not desperately clinging to my youth by pretending to be edgy and cool - I'm ALREADY edgy and cool, just ask my kids and then ignore their snorts and eye-rolling. Yes, I may possibly be out of my mind, but the crazy is what keeps y'all coming back for more so I'm  unleashing a whirling dervish of it here in today's post. You're welcome.  Read more >

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Title says it all, but basically, I don't really know what it's about.

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Full Name
Melissa Aiello
Member Since
August 2008
About Me: 

Writing about me would be so much easier if the subject were not...well...me.

I am currently writing at: http://alienbody.blogspot.com

Long, extremely verbose, story short: I'm a 40ish mom, wife, student and Queen of Mi Casa.

I've yet to determine "who" I am. I think it's meant to be a surprise.

And...I like to start my sentences with "and". And not use dots (...) and dashes (-) and other forms of punctuation correctly. It's all part of my plan to eventually take over the world. You'll see.

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San Jose, CA
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