Alissa Miles

I’m new to a lot of things. Marriage, for instance. I’m a newlywed, but I’m not new to my husband. Blogging, French cheese plates, obscure music, etc. I like to sing, but I can’t hit high notes or low notes, just maybe a few notes in between. I’ve lived in the Raleigh/Durham area for about 2 years and only know how to go to about 5 different places = navigationally challenged. I love dancing, moving my arms and legs sporadically but I hate sweating so that usually causes a conflict. Maybe I just like dancing in 2-3 minute intervals. Unemployed! My dog, Destro, and my computer are my “coworkers.” The stupid boss is that annoying pile of laundry that never seems to go away. Oh, yes. I’ll be in on Sunday, Boss. And, talk about office gossip. The dishwasher was telling me just the other day that Destro is pee-in-the-backyard-phobic. What rumors, right? Wrong. Remember: most rumors have some truth to them.