ann mylifeasprose : MyBlogHer Profile

i am a student of human nature with degrees in math, English, and education. a fan of footless tights and addicted to refined carbs, i am sometimes too ambitious for my own good.  i’ve moved across the country twice in the past 2.5 years, zig-zagging from new york to arizona to maryland. i use all lowercase because I’m creative. or lazy. or both. i've been married to the same man for almost 5 years. we still like each other a lot. i write on my blog about the things that happen in my life. or that I think are interesting. or that i think people will want to know about.  i’m usually the shortest person in the room. i’ve been dumpster diving before. i like microsoft excel more than the average person. i over-think almost everything and get offended when people tell me i’m over-thinking something. i like to think that i work out, but the last time i checked, doing 20 minutes of yoga three times a year doesn’t qualify. i am fiercely loyal to those i love. i have never owned a home. i think airplane bathrooms signage is hilarious. i love pinot noir and my favorite thing to do is to laugh heartily with good friends.

come see what crazy story i’m telling over at my blog, “my life as prose.” or follow my stream of consciousness in 140 characters or less at @mylifeasprose.