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I said to the dog, I said

11/29/11 6:33pm by ari_1965
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"No breakfast this morning. You're having anesthetic at the vet today." He looked at me and cocked his head inquiringly."Ann us thet tic," I enunciated slowly, to clarify."Wiggle, wiggle?" he asked with the rear half of his body. "No, no food today, boy," I answered. "Prance, prance, silly foot waving?" he asked with his front paws. "No, Buddha. No food today," I replied firmly."You can have some water, though," and I pointed to the dish. "Drink," I said. He turned around and faced away from me and the water bowl. "You Drink it," his backside said.   Read more >

Death by PowerPoint Presentation (poem)

11/20/11 5:27pm by ari_1965
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 Our mission  statement has five “strands”, as it wereNow I’ll walk you through this color-coded tableI’ve been told I use too many acronymsHere’s a graphical representation that summarizes what I’ve said thus farI won’t discuss every page of this spreadsheetAnd, now, to recapitulateAny questions?Regards,Katharine  Read more >

You want one, you know you want one

11/20/11 5:24pm by ari_1965
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Let's all rush out and buy at least one of these. After all, what faith witnessing compares to the kind you can do via your sweatband?  Regards,Katharine  Read more >

2011 (short poem)

11/13/11 2:37pm by ari_1965
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Towels grown meager Low-salt canned beans a luxury The little dog with whiskers who was better off in someone else's house Dreams of thick socks Fear like a crow on one's shoulder Feet gripping A beak that can split bone No pity in those dark eyes Some hours, days, months, years are best forgotten Tell me howRegards,Katharine  Read more >

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