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(VIDEO) Friday Night Social Club

Jessica Bern

Do you ever hang out with these guys?  Read more >

Terms of Service: These People Accidentally Sold Their Eternal Souls

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Question: When was the last time you read more than "click here" on a terms of service contract before you actually accepted it? Never? Yeah, me either. Well, we are not alone. Fox News reports an April fool's joke by a British company called Gamestation giving it "a non transferable option to claim and for ever more, your immortal soul."  Read more >

Ever Put BOTH Feet in your Mouth?

A couple of months ago, I went to my therapist's office but before I proceeded to bore him to death with my "issues", I decided to first use the restroom. For this, a key was required and so, as soon as I walked into the waiting area, I grabbed what I THOUGHT was the key to the LADIES room.  Read more >

IS HE DEAD OR IS HE DEAD, DEAD?

Growing up, every funeral I attended the deceased appeared in a closed coffin, more than likely wrapped in a shroud. That's because in the Jewish religion they believe that even in life, if your wore Issac Mizrahi made FOR TARGET while all your friends ran around in Prada made FOR PRADA, when it comes to death, everyone is equal, meaning, poor, like me.  Yay!  Finally!   Read more >

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Jessica Bern
Member Since
October 2007
About Me: 

Jessica is the creator of a web based comedy series called BERNTHIS.COM. It is about a woman's journey through her weekly visits to her therapist's office. Jessica is a former stand up comic and has been in over three dozen national commercials. She was a spokesperson for Wendy's, Amana and ACS Wireless.  is a single mom of a six old girl and prays daily to get back home to NYC or a date, whichever would be fine thank you. 

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