Cindyhuber : MyBlogHer Profile

I'm a radio disc jockey in Milwaukee, Wisconsin who has yet to figure out how to use an ipod or program the (damn) vcr which means when the kids are with their dad on the weekends...i'm pretty much screwed...of course there is this new fangled thing called tivo i've heard about... I am also an unsuccessful stand up comedian...i use to really really suck but now i've worked myself up to suck...wait...let me try this one on you...it's based on what really happened a few weeks ago...my daughter asked me recently why am i always flipping people off on the highway...i told her cuz mommy doesn't have a gun............why am i hearing crickets? I have 2 kids and 4 stepkids, a male bichon-frise which is french for "i paid too much for this dog" and a turtle which i just found out lives to at least 75 years...which means there's a real chance that in 2040 me and Mr. Tim turtle are going to be sharing a room together at the Shady Rest Home... man i hope i die first.