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The Curse of the 'D' Cup

11/16/10 7:58pm by crankyoldcow
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It is a misconception that big breasts are a blessing. I sometimes fantasise about my reincarnated self and she is everything I am not. A perfect, pert 32B; small, blonde, dainty, a jaw dropping hourglass figure and a manipulative seductress.  She (I) will stand around airport terminals looking sweetly incapable of lifting anything heavier than a credit card whilst looking for 'Mr Big, Strong and Handsome' to carry my bags. Such is the stuff of dreams!  Read more >

All I Want for Christmas...

11/15/10 7:20pm by crankyoldcow
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Dearest Santa, Before we get to the nitty gritty, the list of " Gimme's", I feel I should apologise. I have been neither consistently good nor nice this year. Mea maxima culpa. I try to be good. Really, I do. My only defence is it's my 'human nature', after all, like most of my fellow creatures, I'm no Mother Theresa. Nor have most of my small misdeeds been enacted with any malice aforethought.  Read more >

A Charmed Life

11/13/10 7:48pm by crankyoldcow
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Ruby 1995-2009: I have lived a charmed life. The joys have been bountiful, the blessings many, the griefs limited and for that I am so very thankful. Yet today my heart is aching with the loss of my friend and companion of fifteen years. My little dog, Ruby, has died, peacefully, in the night, afflicted by nothing more grievous than old age. She didn’t suffer.  Read more >

70 Years Bad Luck!

11/13/10 7:32pm by crankyoldcow
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Every significant birthday seems imbued with its own specific problems, expectations, milestones and discoveries. They are the signposts at which we pause, take a deep breath and judge our direction. A lull in Time's relentless journey when we can evaluate our performance and compare ourselves with our peers. They also present a unique opportunity for reflection and change.  Read more >

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Full Name
Zana Trenerry
Member Since
November 2010
About Me: 

At 51, following a series of life affirming catastrophes, I find myself starting over. My blog, C.O.W.S (cranky old woman syndrome) is the ruminations of an ocassionally argumentative, often humourous and vaguely politically incorrect would be writer. A former Chef and restaurateur, who is done with cooking, I am soon to start University as a mature age student studying writing/ journalism.

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Chef
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Australia
 

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