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My Baby Like Whoa

11/16/11 7:46am by ErikaMarie
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I had this baby in the house, she was whoa!Had the house stinkin’ up, I mean whoa!Bought her diapers and wipes, I mean whoa!Should’ve seen them sittin’ on her butt like whoa!Now diapers ain’t a problem, see my Huggies like whoa!Pulled out my wipe box on y’all babies like whoa!Floss da booty with Aloe & E like whoa!Mama want my hypoallergenic, I’m like whoa!Read More at ErikaMarie.com  Read more >

Zombie - Have You Seen Me?

11/2/11 7:59am by ErikaMarie
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Since I haven’t seen the zombie since the other day, I have come up with an artist’s depiction of what he looks like. Beware if you see anyone who looks like this:Similarities to any rappers are purely a coincidence…Read more of my blog at ErikaMarie.com  Read more >

Zombie Apocalypse

10/28/11 11:48am by ErikaMarie
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Are you prepared for a zombie apocalypse?  I sure as hell am not!!  If zombies attacked, I had better hope I have a strong man nearby because I’d be toast.  Seriously.  I will likely hide in the corner and scream like a little school girl.  I keep saying that once I buy my new house, I’m going to build a fall out shelter.  Well, not me… but whomever I can trick into doing it for me.  So far, all I have is a BB gun, and some kitchen knives.  I hope everyone likes ramen noodles and kidney beans.  Read more >

In Search of Mouse & Coyote

10/19/11 7:02pm by ErikaMarie
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I was reading today that Korea has successfully cloned a coyote.  I need one.  Not quite as bad as I want a pair of micro piggies, a few hens and a couple of goats but pretty damn bad.  You see, I live in the city… Not like New York City, but as city as you can get for the eastern panhandle of West Virginia.  Despite state laws, they won’t let me shoot intruders in the city!!  I have a lot of shady people walking by my door.  Some I’m pretty sure are a bit schizo.  Not that I’m one to talk, since I’m a neurotic fucking moon bat.  So, since I can’t hav  Read more >

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Full Name
Erika Marie
Member Since
October 2011
About Me: 

I like to write and argue. I'm blunt and I like to share my opinion.  I sometimes have a bit of an irreverent personality. I am addicted to the interweb. I like to take pictures with my fancy schmancy camera. I'm a new mom and wife. Not in that order, but only by 2 days.  I'm neurotic and sometimes vulgar.  Read about what goes through my effed up head.

Location: 
Martinsburg, WV
Location Tags: 

WV, West Virginia, United States, BFE, Appalachia

About Me Tags: 

neurotic, anxiety, flippant, blunt, mom, sahm, wife, writer, publisher, animal lover, metaphysics, 

Causes Tags: 

animal rights, march of dimes, pro-life

 

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