fivecrookedhalos : MyBlogHer Profile

I am a chaos hungry mother of five, wife to one amazing husband! In my "spare time" I enjoy a part-time career as a labor and delivery nurse. Wait...that's not spare time, is it? What is spare time? I'm not sure that I know what that is...

I enjoy humor and not taking life to seriously, I truly believe that it is better laugh, than to cry, and I figure, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? Life is to short to not enjoy it!!

Silly story:

Once upon a time, I was the mastermind behind a master plan in high school. Three of us girls wanted to skip school...we pulled a "I got my period, but I have to go to Angie's 'cuz hers is the only house open, and Megan is the only one with a vehicle, so we all need to go together".

Worked like a charm. (You mention period to a man, and he'll give you anything just to get you away from him!)