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My Prince is Married, I Need Better Hats

The Duke and Duchess

Kate Middleton H.R.H. The Duchess of Cambridge, I concede.  Despite years of private swooning over Teen Beat covers, Prince William is officially yours & he liked it so much that he put a ring on it this morning & sealed it with the quickest wedding kiss known to mankind.  Read more >

Wills & Kate: I Just Can't Hate

Will and Kate (Poppy Scarlett/Retna Pictures/UPPA/ZUMApress.com)

WAIT. No. I swore I would not get wrapped up in the Royal Wedding. People get married every day and it's no big, right? The only thing special about this couple is that she could take bird poop and limp spaghetti and wear it as a charming hat (and more importantly, make it look amazing). And oh yeah, there's that whole heir-to-the-British-throne thing. Plus the jewels. Oh, the jewels! I wonder what tiara she'll wear on her wedding day. Oooh, People is running a list of possibilities and I think #3 would be fantastic because it's so dainty...  Read more >

How Someone Becomes a Mean Girl

Cyberbullying

But they never ignored an opportunity. They always found a stray thread on my self-confidence to pull, ripping the seams and shredding my self-worth. Those girls grew up. Backpacks became Kate Spade bags and slap bracelets became diamond rings. They have a new playground – Facebook, Twitter, WordPress, message boards.  Read more >

I hope you like run-on sentences.

I did that bad wife thing last night.  You know, the one where we’re in bed & I’m holding a novel & Nate sidles up to me under the covers & says “Hey” & I totally know what he wants but I just sort of scoff & emotionally vomit all over him. I mean, really.  I’m such a prize. Normally, I’m a pretty sure thing in the sack.  But lately, I just haven’t been able to turn off my brain & when I told Nate that, he was like, “What are you talking about?!” BIG MISTAKE, BUSTER.  Read more >

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Full Name
Beth Anne Ballance
Member Since
December 2009
About Me: 

A sweet Southern girl. Married 5+ years to a devilishly handsome man. Harrison est. October 14, 2009. Miscarriage survivor. Reflux warrior. Beating postpartum depression. Working mom that drinks entirely too much caffeine.  Hates celery & liars. Loves chocolate chip cookies & to-do lists. "Blair" is my pen name.

http://theheirtoblair.com

Profession: 
fetus-turned-mommy-blogger, lover of chocolate chip cookies, inventor of curse words.
Location: 
The South
Location Tags: 

The South

Employers: 

A 30-lb blonde tyrant.

About Me Tags: 

My kid. Life in general.

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Ronald McDonald House Charities. World Vision child sponsorship.  Finding perfectly-fitting jeans for tall people with big thighs. World peace.

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