Jessica Ashley : MyBlogHer Profile

My name is Jessica Ashley. I am a feminist mama, a crafty maven, a grrrl who gets all kinds of riled up. I'm a wife, a reality TV junkie, a shoe whore who collects the kind that make no sense to wear to playgroup (but make playgroup more bearable nonetheless). I don't have a housekeeper and I will never.move.to.the.suburbs. I swear and I enjoy it. I teach my toddler dance moves courtesy my nights as a clubber with a gold card, perched on a big black amplifier pedestal. I laugh. A lot. I love big and I get geeky with a quickness. I am analytical, artistic and intellectual. I am bootylicious and brave. I am serious and an incessant sassafrass. I am my own best audience.