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I'm Watching American Idol So You Don't Have To

1/26/12 6:31pm by K A B L O O E Y
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I'm going to be reporting on the most ridiculous Idol moments for one of my favorite sites -- Funny not Slutty.  Here's a little exerpt from my first post:  The Huggy Bear “It’s Hard out Here for a Pimp” Award goes to:Steven Tyler.  He torches The Star Spangled Banner, says a 15 year old is “hot, humid and happening” to her giant ex-pro ballplayer father and somehow, unironically, thinks he’s pulling off this look:  Read more >

How to Tell That Your Mom’s a Covert Hoarder, Or: Anyone for Comet Vinaigrette?

1/5/12 7:45am by K A B L O O E Y
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If your mother has lots of containers to store leftovers, yet ironically, keeps no food in the house and appears to subsist on biscotti and rice crackers dipped in whitefish salad, she might be a covert hoarder.  Read more >

Siri Self-Immolates: Film at 11

11/29/11 6:28pm by K A B L O O E Y
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An iPhone started super-heating and emitting smoke on an Australian airplane today, according to one of Rupert Murdoch's quality newspapers.  Read more >

What Annoys Me Most About Gwyneth Paltrow

11/9/11 7:56pm by K A B L O O E Y
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The Suniverse just wrote a funny rant against Gwyneth Paltrow for Funny not Slutty, and it reminded me of the one thing that really irks me about that blond head on a stick. Want to guess what annoys me the most about Gwyneth Paltrow? The nepotism? Nope. The sense of entitlement that practically oozes from her microscopic pores? The Madonna-esque “maybe people will forget I’m not actually British” British accent?  Read more >

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