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Grandparents: Turns Out the Gift Was Really for Me

Chocolate Milk

When I was 20 years old, I walked out of a train station terminal and into the parking lot. My father sat in the cab of his truck, waiting patiently to pick me up. As I walked into the sunshine flooded parking lot, I noticed a family. A woman a few years older than me handed her toddler to a man who was clearly the woman's father. "Hm," I thought, "I really need to have a kid soon before my dad dies." A few clarifying points are needed. I was not married. I did not have a boyfriend. I lived at home. My father was not sick.  Read more >

He's a Real Shut Your Mouth

In real life, I'm cusstastic.I  mean, I can put a swear word into anything. But somehow on my blog, it  just seems wrong to swear. I mean, my mom reads it. There are thirteen  year olds out there trolling the interwebs. What if when they're not  trying to find XXX sites, they Stumble Upon my blog and find I've used a  bad word? The horror.But today, I'm letting go. So let me just say:  Jackhole. Potlicker. Bunsmoker.  Read more >

Dressing Myself

black dress

I have a problem. A problem with dresses.I know, I know. I don't come off like someone who likes dresses. From your seat in front of your computer, I appear to be someone whose pants come equipped with suspenders and ride up to her armpits.But I have a love affair with dresses. I covet them. I worship them. Fancy dresses, casual dresses, sundresses, nightgowns, cover ups. If it slips over my head and swishes I'm in heaven.  Read more >

How to Stand: An Infant's Manual

Welcome to Grown-up training. As you know, our goal here is to make you an adult.Now that you've been in the program awhile, you're going to want to become a toddler. We can't promote just anyone to the title of toddler. You're going to have to walk. Toddle, as it were. And to do that, you're going to have to learn to stand.I won't lie to you: it's going to be tough. You are going to fall down. But, our team of experts has compiled some tips that we are going to share with you to help you on your way.  Read more >

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Kristin Zaslavsky
Member Since
March 2010
About Me: 

Sarcastic pain in the ass trying to work, raise a child and still find time to cuddle with her husband. When she's not sleeping, she writes Taming Insanity.

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