Laine Griffin : MyBlogHer Profile

I am Elaine, also known as Laine (Lay-nee) – mother, artist for-hire, freelancer, and doer of odd jobs. I spend my days juggling kids and work, making plans and making lists, and contemplating what it’s like to be an organized disaster.

I am often stressed to the max.

I am frequently spotted dancing to music in grocery store aisles and to Weather Channel muzac at home. Word.

I like wine, cooking, autumn, Christmas, birthdays, and watching my kids when they don’t realize it. I have an extensive collection of black clothing and can’t seem to buy colors. No I am not in mourning. I just like black, it’s slimming.

I wish I had more time. To play with my kids, get skinny, and drink wine and read.

I have a lot of plans for success, including but not limited to building a media empire.

Here is my blog. It turns out I am a pretty good conversationalist. I am also hysterical. At least I think so anyway.