La Vida Lori : MyBlogHer Profile

My name is Lori.

I have a blog. 

I go in spurts.  I'll post like crazy, than I won't post at all.

I'm married.  My husband is D.  We've been together for 13 years.  I'm going to leave him one day for Derek Jeter.  He's OK with that.

I'm a mom.  My daughter is Bug.  She's 11 going on 21.  She plays travel soccer which is why I don't have any time or money.  She is by far the best thing I have ever done.

I have a dog.  His name is Crash.  Well, that's not really his name, but that's what I call him.  He's blind (thanks, diabetes) and he crashes into everything.

I read a lot of books, drink a lot of beer, like to go for a run and hang out with my friends (usually not all at the same time).  Sometimes, I even make it to church on Sunday. 

I'm the girl your father warned you about.

And if you think I'm crazy, you should meet my mother.