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Why do we dress our poultry in  fetish suits?I made my turkey breast! Yay! It took a lot longer than the TV chef had said, her's was smaller I guess, while mine was I'm thinking, much more culinary than hers. I know this because I had to remove all these yucky turkey parts, and she didn't. I think they involved turkey procreation and  I think some where on its little fetish suit should have come with some sort of warning label mentioning those.  Read more >

Just in time for Halloween!First, get a watermelon, in October. The watermelon should be ripe,  but not <i>too</i> ripe because the riper your melon the thinner the rind, if the rind is too thick and carving will be a nightmare, too thin and it will collapse. You will need- a watermelon, size is up to you.  Read more >