I love finding the humor in life. I am a fan of crappy TV shows, good movies, and pretty much any book I can get my hands on. I tend to write while I watch TV as sitting still is not a strong point for me. :) 

Here's some random facts about me: 

  • I learned to train whales and dolphins at the Shedd Aquarium
  • I hate gum and hate it when people chew with their mouths open. I think they look like cows
  • I have a B.S. in Cell Biology and Neuroscience and Ecology and Evolution
  • I have published two scientific research papers
  • I have been rejected from vet school 3 times (actually it's 15 times if you multiply by the number of schools I have applied to by the number of years applied)
  • I wish I could talk to animals so I could effectively tell my cat to stop running through the blinds
  • I am an avid reader
  • I think that rain is stupid and that it should either snow or be sunny
  • I can get a sunburn in 10 minutes or less
  • I still have a stuffed animal that a boy gave me when I was 16 on my bed. His name is Leapord. He's a leapord
  • I can write kick ass operation procedures
  • I get mad when people don't use the forums at
  • My new hobby is excersing my artistic skills (on level with a 6 year old) illustrating my posts with paint... If it doesn't look like something drawn with crayons, I probably didn't draw it!