Just a Small Town Girl, Living in a Lonely World

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Oops, I Let My Husband’s Mistress Move In With Us

Dear Mouthy Housewives, My husband decided he didn’t want to be active in Church any more in 2007. Then he decided he wanted to move and go to school. He had lots of reasons and so he signed up for school and went off while I stayed at our house for 2 months and fixed it up to sell. While he was at school he met this woman who was single with grown kids and living off her retirement ....more

Why Doesn't My Boyfriend Want To Be With Me 24/7!?!

Dear Mouthy Housewives, I’m in a bit of a pickle. I have been dating a divorced man for over a year and a half now and I love him dearly. But (there’s always a but, right?), he is still living his life like he did with his ex-wife where they were basically roommates and lived separate lives. He is constantly scheduling things with other people even though I have told him that I would like to spend more time with him....more
I always find women who "need" to be with their boyfriend 24/7 (or superglued to their side), as ...more

Help! My Boot Camp Instructor is Too Gorgeous

Dear Mouthy Housewives, I’ve turned over a new leaf and have been going to the gym, eating well, and generally adopting a healthy lifestyle. Recently, I thought I’d try a new class at the gym: boot camp. The problem is that the instructor is GORGEOUS! I think I’ll be too intimidated, or at least distracted, to get through a class. I know it sounds ridiculous, but I need some advice! Signed, Blushing Recruit ______________________________________________________________________ Dear Blushing, ...more

Help! My Mother-in-Law Thinks Kids Should Act Like Mini Adults

Dear Mouthy Housewives, Am I crazy or is this inappropriate behavior? We visit my mother-in-law at an ocean-side community where she spends her summers. We have 3 kids, ages 9, 7, and 3. Her camper is not in any way child proofed. She feels the children should just not touch things. This is a woman who once set her table with beautiful china for a special occasion and put a china place setting where my then-2-year old was sitting ....more

Help! My Daughter Defriended Me!

Dear Mouthy Housewives, I recently noticed that my daughter defriended me on Facebook. She's 16 and although I don't have any particular worries, I'm concerned that this is a bad sign. What do you think? Signed,Friendless on Facebook...more
Until my kids are 18, it's my job to parent them. Trust? Yes, but I trust them to act their age, ...more

Name Kelcey’s Baby!

As you may know, our beloved Kelcey is expecting her 4th or 5th bundle of joy–a baby boy–virtually any day now, and the rest of us here at The Mouthy Housewives are giddy with excitement (and relief that it is not us about to give birth). Over the weekend, we’ve been brainstorming and bickering over the best gift to give our BFF as a don’t-call-it-a-push-present ....more

It’s My Party and No One Is Coming!

Dear Mouthy Housewives, I recently bought my first house and my sister is throwing me a housewarming party to celebrate. I announced the date two months ago.  I invited about ten good friends plus their significant others. And a few co-workers. Most of them RSVP’ed but now almost everyone has canceled ....more

My Future Step-Son Freaks Me Out

Dear Mouthy Housewives, My fiance's son has some issues that drive me crazy and I think there may be something wrong with him. He is 8-years-old, constantly picks his nose until it bleeds and talks to himself. NO, like, really talks to himself....more
@xina143  If the discipline and structure is coming from a parent, fair enough. But this person ...more