My Funny Mummy

One woman. One baby. One blog. No idea.

My Funny Mummy is the daily counselling session which allows me to air the mental torment that is my life as an impatient, perpetually late, non-maternal new mum. It's fine. I'm coping. Honest.
Oh great - my pants are on fire. Typical.

Christening Preparations (4)

DecorationsA little do we said. Low key. Modest.But then - you see stuff. Table confetti - yes please. Pink paper lanterns - thank you kindly. Sky writing - of course - especially if it's Comic Sans to match the invites....more

Christening Preparations (3)

The MusicPut together a couple of mix CD's to have pumping out of the sound system/small tinny wall mounted speakers at the after Christening buffet. I've spent about three weeks carefully selecting appropriate tracks to really reflect the tone, milieu and sentiment of the day....more

Christening Preparations

Betty's big day Sunday. She'll look gorgeous, obviously. When doesn't she? More importantly, I've got to look gorgeous. Seriously, this is my most iconic postnatal moment thus far. In fact, this will be THE postnatal moment people will remember of me forever. (What do you mean no one gives a toss?)...more

Burn Baby Burn

Bunny Dump

Happy First Easter

Happy first Easter Boo!Me and Dad hope the Easter Bunny brings you lots of eggs and treats - and if you have ANY TROUBLE WHATSOEVER getting through all those tasty nibbles, we'll do our best to help you out. We're good like that. (You have no problem allowing us to dispose of your chocolately load on any other day of the year, so let's not make Easter any exception thank you.)...more

Name

Orchard Chicken

Baby Massage

Due to building works, we had to park seven miles away. Betty was asleep. And it was CHUCKING IT DOWN. "I'll carry her in the car seat," I thought in a kindly, Mum-ish, unusually selfless moment....more