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Some days I long for the time when I no longer get puked on, peed on, pooped on, drooled on or snotted on. That Shangri-La-like future when no one head-butts me by accident or tries to climb me as if I am a human-shaped ladder or piece of playground equipment. The golden days when the only daily hygiene tasks I perform are my own. The moment of zen no one insists on joining me in the bathroom. The tender moment when I no longer get fishhooked while trying to snuggle.  Read more >