Princess Muffintop

Racism ISN'T FUNNY.

3/30/11 12:03pm by Princess Muffintop

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Let me start by warning you that I am in a mood today. Therefore, this post will most likely not be funny at all. If you just said to yourself, “But her posts are never funny”, then I suggest you go back to eating your lima beans and looking at your Land’s End catalog because YOU SIR/MADAM obviously have no sense of humor. Read more >

The journey from 2 to 3

3/10/11 11:04am by Princess Muffintop

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I love my kids. I adore everything that they do. Well, MOST of the things they do. I don’t so much adore when they flush ninjas down the toilet… or when they pee all over the bathroom (not just the TOILET, the BATHROOM- I’m not a guy, but is it THAT hard to aim!?)… but MOSTLY I adore every move they make. My “babies” are no longer babies. My youngest is a full-fledged sassy 2 ½ year old and he will come at you you like a ferocious Velociraptor if you say differently.Me: How is my baby boy this morning? Read more >

Monkey Joe's is the Devil

3/7/11 10:55am by Princess Muffintop

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I can’t believe it, my son turned 5 on Saturday. Because we had been celebrating his birthday all month long, we decided that there would be no party on the actual date. What I’d like to know is, when did birthdays turn into Mardi Gras? When I was a kid, you got 1 DAY of celebration. You know, your ACTUAL birthday. Read more >