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 i’ve lived in New Jersey most of my life, except that one time (me) and the bee made the ill-advised move to North Carolina that lasted < 9 months.

depending on a lot of things i may, or may not, be unstable mentally. those things could include but are not exclusive to, who you ask, the time of the month/day/year and how long it’s been since i’ve left the house. or looked in a mirror. or if i’ve remembered to feed myself lately.

i’m not big into capitalization though i will do it for the sake of the posting which proves just how devoted i am to my own indiosyncratic behavior and this blog.

sometimes i talk about poop.

did you know?

that if you eat red velvet cake your poop will be red?

and that if you eat corned beef and cabbage it will be green?

i’m serious.

try it out. thank me later.

i love food and will eat about anything. unless it looks gross.

take chipped beef for instance.

it could very well taste like hot sex but i will never know because, to me, it will always look like chunky barf on toast.

my favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip but only if it’s green.

however,

mint in anything else is the work of evil leprechans.

clearly, i am an idiot...