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cannot wait to crawl into bed! Baby Boy been sick with that tummy thing that is going around--I hope none of your babies have it!

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The Magic Button

5/29/12 6:05pm by sexynaptime
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Baby Boy was getting awfully impatient as I folded two giant loads of his and Darling Husband's laundry."When can we go play outside??????""When I am done folding all of your clothes."Insert pause long enough for me to fold two pairs of I-want-to-be-just-like-daddy boxers, three have-seen-whiter-days white undershirts and match you-are-close-enough-to-black navy with black socks."Mama? What if there was a button you could press that would make someone else come and do this instead? Can you get someone like that?""Yes, sweetie. It is called 'you'."  Read more >

The Big Question

5/25/12 12:59pm by sexynaptime
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Baby Boy had his 4-year well-baby check up today. The nurse jumped right in with a plethora of judgmental questions that had me lying quite early in the morning. "Can he draw a person with more than three parts?" she asked. "He's a regular Picasso!" (If scribbles in one color count.) "Can he stack a tower with more than 12 blocks?" "I think he will be an architect!" (He usually smashes then down by number 7, but I am sure he could...) "Does he know fantasy from reality?"  Read more >

A Wish List for MOm

5/13/12 9:31am by sexynaptime
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Our babysitter helped Baby Boy make a card for Mother's Day. It was titled, "The Reasons I Love Mom." Here is what he dictated:My MOM...lets me eat gum for dinner.lets me sleep at Chuck E. Cheese.lets me use the oven.lets me drive her car.  Read more >

The Fault in Our Stars, book review

3/22/12 3:23pm by sexynaptime
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                   I needed a vacation book. John Greene's latest, The Fault in Our Stars happened to arrive right as I was leaving.  Read more >

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Full Name
Sexy Naptime
Member Since
June 2011
About Me: 

A mom that thinks if we can't laugh WITH our parenting adventures we can at least laught AT them.

Profession: 
writer
Location: 
Portland, ME
Employers: 

Portland Daily Sun columnist

School Tags: 

Simmons College

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