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The Moon, That Certain Book about Grey, and New Performance Art

5/10/12 8:57pm by Tall Curly Biscuit
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I have a few friends and acquaintances who are doctors, nurses, and psychiatrists.  They swear that a full moon brings out the weirdest cases.  When the moon is beaming in all its glory, more babies are born, patients come in with strange and exciting injuries, and the mentally unstable become even more erratic.  I believe that it really does affect us, and last weekend there was a supermoon, which was even bigger and brighter than normal.  My mom posted something funny on Facebook: “If the moon is 14% bigger and 30% brighter, does that mean that people  Read more >

Magnets and Magnetic Personalities: New Warnings You Should Read

4/13/12 7:40am by Tall Curly Biscuit
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Have y’all heard of the little magnetic balls called Bucky Balls?  I would call them a toy, but the website makes it very clear that they are NOT for small kids.  If swallowed, the magnets can tear holes through intestine walls to join up with each other.  I looked for a gruesome picture of this on the Internet, but we are out of luck.   Read more >

Visiting Dignitary: Russian Tortoise Prokofiev

3/18/12 6:44am by Tall Curly Biscuit
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My son is taking an Animal Science class this semester as an elective.  I didn’t really encourage the class because…I dunno…I’m not an animal person.  I think they belong in the wild, mainly because they BITE.  Plus, if a person dies with a houseful of pets and nobody discovers the body for a while, guess what the animals start eating?  Mmm hmm.  Just search “pets eating dead owners” on Google if you’d like examples.Of course, I guess it happens with people too, like the Donner Party.  Oh, dang it!  Now I’m suspicious of humans.  Read more >

What You're Missing at South by Southwest (SXSW)

3/17/12 5:30pm by Tall Curly Biscuit
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Last year I went to South by Southwest (SXSW), a huge music festival in Austin.  It’s grown to include a technology conference, film festival, and basically anything that can be prefaced with SXSW and attract hipsters: SXSWedu, SXSW Eco, SXSW Elderberry Liquor Tasting, and SXSW Big Lebowski Clothing Expo.  Official disclaimer: I made up the last two.  Read more >

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Ang
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October 2011
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Howdy!  My name is Angela, and I'm the author of www.tallcurlybiscuit.com, the 4th funniest blog on the web.  It’s very high brow, and any bathroom humor is purely artistic. 

I'm also a freelance writer and editor because the title of editor makes my mother more proud than blogger at Tall Curly Biscuit.  I live in Texas with my awesome husband, two amazing kids, and pretty good dog.  I also play rudimentary tennis, sing with little talent but lots of gusto in my church choir, fully appreciate wines in the $15-$25 range, and admire voluminous hair.

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