Where Did the Snow Go?

I now believe in global warming. Two years ago, we got two massive snowstorms and a billion inches of snow. Not a billion inches, a million inches....more
LOL! They all look good enough to eat! I think I might have to finish that snowman off ;)more

Mr. Krabs’s Crabby Melt

A local restaurant is said to have some of the best grilled cheese sandwiches in the United States. Since I usually only write about desserts on my blog, let me fill you in on my thoughts on grilled cheese: Who cares? I can’t even remember the last time I ate grilled cheese....more

Are Those Gummy Bears Drunk?

Awhile back fellow blogger LeashieLoo said to put gummy bears in alcohol because it makes them swell up. Plus, you know, alcoholic candy is always nice. Because I’ve recently become obsessed with the Pinnacle vodka flavors, I decided to try it. Step 1. Gather the gummy bears, gummy-flavored vodka, and a glass....more
This is why I blog...awesome idea!more

I’m in the 25th Grade

Me: I’m taking another sign language class. Mom: Aren’t you tired of going to school? Me: Never! Some days I am tired of going to school. But it’s the act of going, not the learning....more

Dear Diary, Why Is the Rum Gone?

Warning: The movie The Rum Diary is NOT a prequel to Pirates of the Caribbean. If you’re interested in Captain Jack Sparrow’s adventures while stuck on an island with rum, this is not the movie for you.  I wish someone had put that warning at the beginning of the movie....more

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Zeke Zombie!

Remember Zeke? You probably don’t recognize the name, but you’ll recognize the face. I almost named him “Rob,” but someone already has the name Rob Zombie. Hmph. The last time you saw Zeke, he was dressed like Santa....more
Thanks! I think at some point we'll have to start taking decorations away so he doesn't get too ...more

Rollin’, Rollin’, Rollin’ on a Roller Skate

We plan to make roller derby the most exciting thing to hit Charm City since the crab cake…. You know how much I love crab cakes. With a line like that on their website, how could I not go to the  roller derby? Saturday Misty and I went to Baltimore…for our third date Charm City Roller Girls! It was awe-some....more
 @Thoughts Appear I think it suits you ;)more

"Friends With Benefits": Daddy Mac Will Make Ya...

When I write a Movies Teach Us post, I usually don’t tell you what I thought of the movie. But today I will tell you: Friends With Benefits was hilarious. Watch it. Right now. Take a sick day. I’ll write a note excusing you from work.Here’s what I learned from the movie:...more
This movie was so funny. I'm a sucker for romantic comedies. Woody did try to steel the scene ...more

Dangerously Delicious Pies Are Delicious

Saturday I went to the Baltimore Roller Derby with Misty, which we’ll be posting about soon, but while in Baltimore, we also went to Dangerously Delicious Pies. Mmmmm…pie. Thoughtsy: Hello....more
Now I have the sudden craving for blueberry pie and cool whip!more

How To Teach a Cat To Pole Dance

I told Esme that it was time to start pulling her weight. She’s been a squatter for 3 years now. Me: No more freeloading. I can’t even claim you as a dependent. Esme: Meow? Me: Don’t sweet talk me. Find a way to contribute. Esme isn’t really into manual labor, and she refuses to wear a hair net over her fur, so she decided to try pole dancing....more
Hahaha! She really knows how to work it! I wish I had her moves ;)more