VictoriaMaxwell : MyBlogHer Profile

Welcome

...to my world. Where the wine is always good (and cheap), the food is even better....and the floor has crumbs on it, at least until company arrives, and even then, I can't guarantee it!

For those of you who don't know me well, life with me can best be explained as, well, madness or perhaps, madness with style. The name should explain it all. Given to me on our "Moms Behaving Badly" trip to Las Vegas. I am the woman who regularly wears a rhinestone tiara to clean my house (in my sweats of course). I am the woman who bakes her bread fresh, but buys her cheese pre-grated. I am the woman who smokes but will not allow processed food through my kitchen door. But enough about me, you'll get the gyst of me soon enough. That said....buckle your seatbelts ladies, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!