Miley Cyrus starring in "#Stop Being Whores....I, ask, #Whores To Who? "

 

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, was late learning "BSTL" (#Basic Symbolic Twitter Language) so these new hip #hashtag phrases are all new to me.  BSTL is the one thing I can claim to being a #late bloomer on.  (I still haven't played Angry Birds, Candy Crush, or Words With Friends....I just don't have the time!) .  But back to "the story"...somebody (named Rashida Jones) tweeted #StopBeingWhores (the words all run together like that) and she (Rashida) was talking about #Miley Cyrus and that gang of "mini-singers" (whose records...whose CD's...whose mp3's...I do NOT buy).  Stop being whores...whores to who?  Is it...Girls?  If so...ick!  (Girls, the dreaded "G" word)....Take A Lesson: For those who are "unsophisticated" it is men...MEN!....Men, who like Bert Parks,  do the "crowning" of #MissHo.  And have there been some great  #Queen Ho Contests.

Contest 1 :  Winner Queen Yoko.  Remember that one?  Yoko slammbed a judo/karate chop to the neck of Cynthia Lennon (John Lennon's then #little wifey) and the world felt sorry but watched the #bed-ins and the #tub-ins anyway.

Contest Ultra:  Winner and Loser Queen B (I mean Queen "V") Stiviano.  But check this out...it's some kind of "new style" of fighting.  #V. Stiviano threw a knee to the groin of the #wife (and the #sugar daddy) simultaneously.!   The #BlackBitchHusbandStealer screwed the wife (and the #Husband!).   She (Queen V) made tape recordings of #Big Poppa's #jealous rants and cost him his #sports team and his #fortune (and #little wifey has lost her big #alimony settlement).  WOW! (#WoW!)....

    "A Ho Ya Know She's A Ho" (in BSTL  #AHoYaKnowShesAHo). ... So, again, I ask #Whores To Who?  That #Gay Girls' Party?  Who is it that is  finding this  #BansheeBanzaiBoyBehavior  sexy?   (Not Men.) 

      According to the men's magazines "Men" can't stand #Miley so, it must be...ick..."Girls?"  If Miley Cyrus wants to "#sexy up" her image then here is a #tip Miley:  Lose the seated "boy slump" (and the leaping dog).  Cross the legs, at the knee, avec or sans #sexy shoe....

     As I, myself (aka #ReneeAshleyBaker) have made a #Married Man (or two) I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have also  been "slammed" by the word "#Ho".  However, I, Renee Ashley Baker, have since #changedmyevilways and have decided to be for #SingleMenOnly.  And as for these "mini-singers"....  I, Renee Ashley Baker, again #DoNotBuyTheirRecords.  (I, Renee Ashley Baker, have "disliked" Miley Cyrus since I was "threatened" to work with her or else;  the  same dislike for #Brittany Spears because I, Renee Ashley Baker, was threatened to "work with" Kevin Federline (aka named #KFed which sounds like the place he should be employed at).  So, I'm saying all this to say that I DON'T WANT TO.  Okay?  I don't want to let Miley Cyrus, or Brittany Spears or any of those ____ be more than me.

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be "moving to France" to launch Erma French Perfume and Design.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be headquartering my company in Paris France and will be looking to hire "the face of my new Men's Fragrance".... (I, Renee Ashley Baker, may be writing a James Bond novel and co-starring in a James Bond movie....and I, Renee Ashley Baker, may be siging a 7 year exclusive deal with Disney Studios....).  VISIT MY WORDPRESS BLOG AT: www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

 

 

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