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I have a couple of people trapped inside me. No surprise there, I know.
There are two in particular that are constantly bumping heads, and
that's Minny and Matty.
Matty is the fat girl. Minny is the skinny girl. Does it make a tad bit more sense now?
This is not to say that skinny girls and fat girls can't get along. I
happen to like a lot of skinny girls and I happen to dislike a lot of
fat girls, but Minny and Matty can never seem to coexist. Matty wants
to eat at IHOP 24/7, you know pancakes with a T-Bone steak and don't
you dare trim the fat! Minny says it's ok to eat at sometimes, but you
can't eat that, or that, or that either.
Damn Minny! What the hell can I eat? Are you trying to kill me? Do you
WANT me to starve???? She always reassures me how an egg white spinach
omelette or some crepes would be MUCH healthier since I insist on
eating here today. Talk to the hand Minny. Talk to the hand.
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