Mommy's Customer Service Center and Wine Bar

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Submitter Name: 
Suburban Kamikaze
Content Creator Name: 
Pat Dunnigan
Blog Name (if applicable, N/A if not): 
Suburban Kamikaze
Category: 
Humor
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Thank you for calling Mommy's Customer Service Center. Please remain on the line or press "zero" for the amount of allowance you will be receiving this week. Our offices are currently closed.