More Mending and Making Do!

Dad recalls all kinds of slogans from the war and post-war years. "Make Do and Mend" was one of them.
Dad recalls all kinds of slogans from the war and post-war years. "Make Do and Mend" was one of them. [E. Colin Williams]

Sometimes I think my life must seem incredibly boring to other people. I don't actually know anybody else who obsesses quite so much over things like buckets of water! If you are fed up with the subject, move along!

The hog water troughs have long proved to be a challenge - the pigs love to dump them over, climb into them, fill their mouths with dirt and then rinse and spit into them...

The ducks are the only creatures who are perhaps even worse at fouling (fowling?) containers of water. They blow their beaks under water to clear out the mud and sludge they accumulate while sifting through sludge looking for... whatever they are looking for. Anyway, between that delightful habit, their incessant splashing and dunking, and the liberal amounts of poop they deposit while they are busy floating around in places they don't belong, they make a mess of the hog water quicker than you can say, "[Duck] Bottoms Up!"

With all that in mind, I decided to try a new watering system for the hogs. Inspired by a similar set-up over at my neighbour's place, I bought a hog nipple and a couple of threaded bits so I could convert a garbage can into a covered watering system.

Dad and I set about installing what appeared to be a pretty simple set-up. We wrapped all the relevant threads in plumber's tape, drilled a big hole in the side of the plastic garbage can, and then proceeded to fasten all the bits together. We screwed the hog nipple into Part A, put Part A a on the outside of the garbage can and then threaded Part B onto Part A, but inside the garbage can, sandwiching the wall of the can between the two parts. Sounds ludicrously complicated but was actually very simple.

Hog nipple screwed into Part A. If only I'd paid more attention at the farm supply store as to what Part A was actually called... Threaded collar into which a hog nipple is inserted...
Hog nipple screwed into Part A. If only I'd paid more attention at the farm supply store as to what Part A was actually called... Threaded collar into which a hog nipple is inserted... The red ring is the outside cover of the roll of plumber's tape.

We put some water in the garbage can so it just covered the new hog nipple installation and went and had dinner.

Testing the seal...
Testing the seal...

When we returned to check on the water level, it had dropped to just below the ring. We figured we didn't have a good enough seal, perhaps due to the ridges on the garbage can, so we dug out our our handy dandy Roof Patch stuff and applied it liberally.

Roof Patch goop - can be applied wet - guaranteed to stop leaks. We also added more plumber's tape for good measure.
Roof Patch goop - can be applied wet - guaranteed to stop leaks. We also added more plumber's tape for good measure.

Roof Patch goop

We repeated the water test and... noticed that the water level was dropping even more rapidly. Not only that, there was the distinctive sound of water dribbling... A closer inspection revealed that the problem had nothing to do with the nipple installation but everything to do with a nail-sized puncture wound on the back side of the garbage can!

How did we miss this hole the first time around?
How did we miss this hole the first time around?

At this point in the proceedings Dad had a nostalgia attack.

""What we need here are pot menders."

This elicited a blank look from me. Pot menders? Who mends pots, anyway? Apparently, during and after WWII, all of England was told to mend their pots by none other than the Queen.This was done using something called pot menders. The following image showed up in my email inbox at 2am that night as Dad thought he was losing his mind and remembering something that never existed.

Photo by ijbison on Flickr

Sure enough, these double washer-type doohickeys were fastened together on either side of the hole in the kettle or pot, fixing the broken item. It occurred to me that these days if my kettle stops working I run out and buy a new one and toss the old one in the trash bin. I don't think you could buy anything like this any more, except maybe on E-bay and besides, I don't think plastic would respond well to this treatment.

Needless to say, our supply of pot menders was non existent, so we cast our minds around to see if we could find another solution. Duct tape? Pond liner patches glued to the inside of the can with Roof Patch goop? Some sort of rubbery plug?

In a flash of inspiration Dad thought of roofing screws which are backed with a built-in rubber washer. We found one, slathered it with Roof Patch goop, and screwed it (gently) into the hole.

Roofing screw to the rescue!

Roofing screw to the rescue!Our improvised version of a pot mender in position.

Our improvised version of a pot mender in position.

Ta da! Hog nipple installed!
Ta da! Hog nipple installed!

The final step was to add water and wait. The can sat overnight and we lost nary a drop of water!

The next big hurdle is installing it in the hog paddock in such a way that the hogs can't tip it over. Stay tuned... because, yes, there is yet more to come on the subject of water containers...

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