This morning's conversation with The Boy. About eating a chicken's privates.
By yvonne9903 on March 09, 2012
This morning, while I was sitting on the toilet, minding my own business, the boy walked in the bathroom. This is the conversation that followed:
The Boy: "Mama? Is there any part of the chicken, that if you ate it, would make you sick?"
Me: *sigh* "I don't understand your question. And you do see I'm going to the bathroom, right? Can this wait?"
TB: Ignores my request for privacy and gets a faraway look in his eyes and repeats: "Is there any part of the chicken, that if you ate it, would make you sick?"
Me: *huge sigh* "I don't know."
TB: "What about its privates?"
Me: "You mean the chicken's privates?"
TB: "Yes. Could you get sick from eating a chicken's privates?"
That's right. You know you want it.
TB: Well? Could you?"
Me: "I would probably get sick if I knew I was eating a chicken's privates. But I don't think anyone does that, that's just gross."
For those of you wondering, yes, I'm still on the toilet at this point.
TB: "People eat shrimps privates, you know."
TB: "Sure. Because a shrimp is so small, see?"
Me: "Umm.....yeah, I guess they do."
TB: "They could avoid doing that by not eating the tail. That's where the privates are."
Me: "Hmm...I guess."
TB: "They could just eat its face."
Then he wandered off. These conversations happen all the time at our house.
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