Move over Baby On Board! IF signs for every occasion

Prompted by you commenters pointing out the annoying "Baby On Board" signs (most frequently endured apparently by international bloggers), Will and I decided to create a line of "On Board" signs for the infertile driver.

Because every situation is unique, we've created a range of signs to fit several unfortunately common situations. Sure to warm the hearts of infertile drivers everywhere, as well as create discomfort and fear in the drivers around them.

So read through and enjoy. I'm sure there are many we haven't thought of, so let us know what we should add to the "On Board" line. We are always open to suggestions.

First off, there is just the general retort to the "Baby" signs. You've got a Baby on Board? Yeah?! Well, over here in this car we've got exactly:



But maybe that's too general. Maybe that makes it sound like you just don't want a baby or something, which isn't really quite right...

So we decided to be more specific...


For the infertile who's cycling, and needs to caution drivers that her medications may make her, how shall we say, a raving lunatic b*tch...there's this specific sign, both an announcement and a warning. Yes, Sprogblogger, we made this one just for you. Not that you're raving, but you are on this particularly yucky medication at the moment : ) Smart drivers should know to GET OUT OF YOUR WAY before you haul off and slam your car into them just because it's so sucky to take lupron.





Following transfer you may want to let people know that it might look like it's just you and your partner in the car, but in fact, you are not alone...you have:

 
 
Ever mindful of the guys, woefully neglected in the infertility world:

 

And for the man with azoospermia:


 
 
 
 
Or for those of us who unfortunately experience pregnancy loss, and for the really unlucky, multiple losses, this special sign:
 



And finally, this sign, for the infertile who's fed up with it all, after multiple cycles, heartbreak, angst, and financial hardship:




I think I'll pick the last one. You?

Surely someone will let us in if we've got this one stuck on our back window, right?


Mo
 

www.lifeandloveinthepetridish.com

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