I'm a thirtysomething mom of three. I used to want to be a writer. Now I don't know about that, but books are fun and so are gadgets. I read. I make stuff. I like pinup girls and beefcake boys, sex bloggers and food. Secretly, I'm a Bettie Page-esque siren, but in reality, I am a slightly chunky unsurprising mom who tries her best to make her way. Hello.