Rachel Callahan is in Birmingham, Alabama, and writes about everything from how her child pooping in the tub saved her night to how to ensure that your blue jeans aren't giving you The Dreaded Long Butt. She homeschools her two children, works as an accountant during naptimes, sells photographs of sunsets and skylines to support The WellHouse, an organization rescuing women from sex trafficking, and spends way too much time on Twitter.