I'm the head honcho at both Zelda Lily: Feminism in a Bra and Evil Beet Gossip. A lot of people say that those very positions contradict one another, and to those people I say "Mind your own business, you don't know me, son." I've got insanely varying opinions on everything under the sun, and if, for some reason, I have no opinion (or knowledge) on the topic at hand, I'll say nothing at all. Even though I come across as sort of brash at times, I care way more than you might think. I love cooking, my family, New Orleans, singing semi-professionally (OK, semi-semi professionally), massages, spa days in general, and life, as imperfect as it is at times.