The Mom Olympics: What Would You Medal In?

Many readers know that I have dreamt of Olympic gold. But sadly, because there is no Olympic shoe shopping competition, I have been barred from achieving my Olympic glory. It’s just not fair. If they did real-life sports -- like shopping -- instead of events like diving or gymnastics, I would be in London right now, sweeping up the gold. In fact, if the Olympics had my events in it, all moms would be gold medal winners. Mothers from all over the world would be in London, proudly taking our places on the podiums as our national anthems were played -- if only they had competitions like the following....more
folding laundry! I'm lightening fast.more

12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A parking space in front of the outlets.On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two brand-new credit cards And a parking space in front of the outlets.On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three visits to Santa because the pictures didn’t turn out Two brand-new credit cards And a parking space in front of the outlets....more