I'm actually just one demented dame with two knitting needles, going through menopause with too many bad ideas running through my head. My oldest is 21 and will live with me forever because that's the new "trend". Good for her, bad for me. My youngest is 18 and is attending ODU majaoring in Speech Pathology and Audiology. She will take care of me in my dotty age. I've been married 27 years, yes, to the same man. I'm a teacher and a writer. I'm politically fanatical. And I adore my horse above all else. I'm a jack of all trades, master of none but I'm too freaking old to care. I'm going to enjoy the years I have left even if that means putting duct tape across many mouths.