My Football Fever Is Contagious

I am about to utter words that I never thought would leave my mouth or be tapped by my fingers.  Words that when put together once invoked nausea.  Words that my husband probably prayed for BEFORE his own health.  The words: I LOVE FOOTBALL.  That’s it, everyone, hell has officially frozen over.  Global warming will soon come to a close. ...more
Let me guess- is your crush Rex Ryan of the Jets? I could have written this piece, if so (minus ... more