Sephora Stalkers

Finding myself out of my much loved lipstick, I happily skipped into Sephora to pick up a tube and do a little browsing.No such thing. Three seconds into my grand entrance, my path to the lipstick section was cut short by a girl dressed in black with a little head set crowing her overflowing head of curls.Sephora girl # 1: “Hi and welcome to Sephora, is there anything I can help you find?”Me: “No thanks, I am just browsing. “...more




Brad and I play a silly little game called 1234. The rules are simple. Two times a day the clock reads 12:34 and the first person to text it or point it out to the other is the winner, imaginary points are awarded. I hate losing at this game and sometimes I take extreme measures in order to win except most of the time they never work.Current time: 1:34pmmy text: 134 - (I know, I have no idea what I was thinking either. It's been awhile since I have been able to win so I was grasping)...more

Is there ever really a good time to let your kids listen to Ke$ha?

Apparently some times are better than others. This became apparent when my oldest offspring took control of the musical Bluetooth features on the ole iPhone.  Her hunger for power shot straight to her head and she became Tiesto ... serving it up one morning on the way to preschool drop off. I guess the title kind of gives it away. You all know the song and I claim no personal knowledge on how that one made it onto my phone.<Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy ......>...more

Cookie Dough Laundry

Brad: (just gettting out of the shower) – This towel smells like cookies. me: Does it taste like cookies? <pause> Brad: Um … no it smells like cookies. How did you get it to smell like cookies? me: I washed it with cookie dough laundry detergent. <pause> Brad: Is there really such a thing? me: Anything’s possible. OMG I forgot to let the dogs back in! ...more