I'm a SAHM. If I don't own a treadmill and my man-creature doesn't get home until late, how do I manage to go for a run? Ideas?

I'm a SAHM. If I don't own a treadmill and my man-creature doesn't get home until late, how do I manage to go for a run? Ideas? ...more
I did go for a run last night at 7:30. I live in the middle of nowhere so I was in the woods ... more

I'm a SAHM. If I don't own a treadmill and my man-creature doesn't get home until late, how do I manage to go for a run? Ideas?

I'm a SAHM. If I don't own a treadmill and my man-creature doesn't get home until late, how do I manage to go for a run? Ideas? ...more
@Karen Ballum I have P90X...and...well, it's pretty dusty. I really want to work up to doing a ... more

I'm a SAHM. If I don't own a treadmill and my man-creature doesn't get home until late, how do I manage to go for a run? Ideas?

I'm a SAHM. If I don't own a treadmill and my man-creature doesn't get home until late, how do I manage to go for a run? Ideas? ...more
@Darcie Sadly I have no stairs. My house is stupid small but thank you for the suggestion! more

I'm a SAHM. If I don't own a treadmill and my man-creature doesn't get home until late, how do I manage to go for a run? Ideas?

I'm a SAHM. If I don't own a treadmill and my man-creature doesn't get home until late, how do I manage to go for a run? Ideas? ...more
@kisschronicles Hmmm a very good idea, you have. I have two little munchkins. Charlie is 2 and ... more

F*CK Running...I Think...Maybe

Me and running are like…yea, not so much. I’ve wanted to be a Runner for about as long as I can remember but it doesn’t seem to be my thing—perhaps I should just accept that? I mean, in elementary school, I was that kid: always, without fail, DEAD LAST on the mile runi—by several (or more) minutes. I would start out running with all the other kids but always, always stopped first....more
"I’ve wanted to be a Runner for about as long as I can remember but it doesn’t seem to be my ... more

Dog DNA Test: Our Beagle-Hound Is a Poodle

When I finally caved and agreed TW and Elly could have a dog for their birthday last year what it really meant was they could have a dog that I liked as much, if not more, than they did and I have a thing for beagles. So while I might have agreed to another dog, (and I would have), I was leaning heavily toward something that was "beagle-like" -- and that's how we ended up with Skeeter Bess....more
I think these tests are really interesting especially when it comes to pitbulls and other ... more

The two year old has started cursing. She doesn't know what she's saying but is it wrong that I want to laugh?

The two year old has started cursing. She doesn't know what she's saying but is it wrong that I want to laugh? ...more
@alienbody At what point do they understand the concept of 'That's a very bad word!'? She just ... more

The two year old has started cursing. She doesn't know what she's saying but is it wrong that I want to laugh?

The two year old has started cursing. She doesn't know what she's saying but is it wrong that I want to laugh? ...more
@KarenLynnn My mom thinks it's hilarious. She's just that awesome. Tim's parents are deaf so at ... more

What a Difference Eight Months Makes

Johnny Mac Pippin has grown! May 2012 (I know, bad photo -- dog in the way, jiggling baby, etc.) January 2013 ~Denise BlogHer Community Manager Life. Flow. Fluctuate. ~Denise BlogHer Community Manager Life. Flow. Fluctuate.

Your Mom is Gay!

I remember getting lost in the mall. I wasn't tiny, but I was little enough to panic when I looked around and my mom and sister were gone. I walked around the store three times just to be certain, and trying my best not to cry, I walked up to a policeman standing nearby. I was terrified. Cops freak me out. (Which is especially interesting because I'm married to one. Last time I saw him in uniform and armed, I forgot how to speak English.)"Excuse me," I said, voice wobbling. "Can I help you?" he asked. ...more
@Denise Aww thank you. more